Kelly Dwyer from Yahoo Sports might have made it popular to have a man-crush on "The Machine."
But here at ATA, we all know we were the first.
Once again, another Sasha video brought to you by Lakers-fan.com
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Kelly Dwyer from Yahoo Sports might have made it popular to have a man-crush on "The Machine."
But here at ATA, we all know we were the first.
Once again, another Sasha video brought to you by Lakers-fan.com
I regret the fact that we didn't launch After the Anthem sooner.
Because if we had perhaps we would have had the clout to spank Mitch Kupchak in the behind!
There are murmurings that Sasha Vujacic might leave the Lakers for Europe because he feels his $2.6 million contract isn't fair value.
I reported on this topic previously here.
Mitch Kupchak said that he would be in contact with Sasha at 9:01 PM when he was well aware that free agency begins at 9:00PM.
Dealbreaker? Definitely.
Although Sasha wouldn't have realled cared if Mitch called him one minute earlier, this slothful arrogance from Mitch foreshadowed how he was going to deal with Sasha.
Losing Ronny Turiaf is one thing, because next year assuming that Bynum comes back healthy, there is going to be an overload up front. But, to lose Sasha who was as close to Bobby Jackson the Lakers had will be brutal.
The upfront qualifying offer of $2.6 million for one year was disgustingly insulting. He would have earned less money than our tubby tubster Kevin Love. Heck Kevin Love has 2-years guaranteed, while Sasha had only one year guaranteed.
Kupchak then got a bit more realistic and offered a 3 year $12 million deal. Which is at least respectable. But if he was going to offer this from the get go, why even dangle that $2.6 million in front of him?
He is the Machine. He doesn't play around.
Clippers were able to steal away Baron Davis from the Golden State Warriors and bring back hope to LA’s OTHER basketball team. Unfortunately for the Clipper fans, the corner stone, Elton Brand, decided to sell his house, packed his bags, and agreed to a deal with Philadelphia. And 20-point scorer Corey Maggette is gone too (but we all knew this was going to happen). Looks like the Clippers won’t be making the playoffs again… and we all hate EB now.
Maggette is absolutely yoked and should fit in perfectly in Oakland.
As soon as allowed, the Lakers offered our personal favorite, Sasha “the machine” Vujacic, a one year $2.6 million dollar offer. He still hasn’t responded. For a guy who came off the bench, averaged 9 points a game and found himself entrusted in the final moments of close games by Phil Jackson, I would expect the Lakers to lock him down for at least 2 years (so does Sasha).
Beasley dominated his first summer-league game and scored 28 points, the next game he went 1-13 FGs, 5 turnovers, and 7 fouls. However, judging from his 28-point performance against Tyrus Thomas and Joahkim Noah, Beasley should undoubtedly become a force for the Heat this season.Second-round pick Mario Chalmers is also displaying signs of greatness by outperforming top pick Derrick Rose in his first game and putting 19 pts 9 assists in his second game. Who knows, maybe this kid will start at the 1 for Miami later this year.
Russell Westbrook. Rookie of the year? Seattle’s.. Oklahoma City’s… first round pick is averaging 18.5 points in his first two summer-league games, shooting well (8-10 his second game) and is meshing well with Kevin Durant and Jeff Green.
Quickly falling. Phoenix Suns. Nash is getting old. Shaq is already old. Grant Hill will get injured this season (and he's old). Leandro Barbosa and Boris Diaw have fallen out of favor. Amare Stoudemire can’t play defense. Shaq was their plan. Looks like ruin to me.Future of the West. Brandon Roy, Jerryd Bayless, Travis Outlaw/Martell Webster, LaMarcus Aldridge, Greg Oden. Just process that for a minute. They’re going to be really good really soon.
Now I know, I know this Lakers flavor on ATA needs to end soon. I mean it has to end soon no? Especially considering that the NBA Season has now concluded. I just had to make one more comment, just because its so much fun supporting a player who really shoots too damn much for his own good. So, I was looking through the NBA Draft results and came across this article:
http://www.latimes.com/sports/printedition/la-sp-lakers27-2008jun27,0,1934112.story
In it, Mitch Kupchak talks about his draft pick Joe Crawford. He seems decent, considering it "slipped" so low. But in reality, this Laker's team is so deep that he really has no place, especially if last year's draft pick, China's Sun Yue, comes over to the United States next season. Here's a clip:
So anyways, the real point of this post is because I wanted to highlight how free agency begins at 9 P.M. tomorrow. Mitch Kupchak knows this too. He's a good GM. Here's what Mitchie said about Sasha:They are particularly interested in re-signing Sasha Vujacic, a restricted free agent.
"I intend to contact him at 9:01 on Monday night," Kupchak said.
Then pray tell
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO BE DOING AT 9:00 PM???Mitch better be on that horse by 9:00 PM.
Thanks to loljocks.blogspot.com for the picture.
Lakers? Celtics? Some could care less. Some just want to see basketball. Some don't like watching blowouts. Some just hate it when superstars sulk on the bench and give up. Some also hate it when regular stars act like they're 2 years old and pretend to be injured so they can get their diapers chagned in the locker room. Some just want to see Sasha Vujacic because they are girls and they think he looks so adorable. And then some just think that the Machine is AWESOME.
In honor of a very honorable game by Sasha "the Machine" Vujacic. I present to you the next installment of the Sasha Videos. Thanks to Lakers-fan.com.
TYPICALLY, there are specific game plans that can be devised to shut down any team in the NBA. So I had all intention of explaining what the game plan would be for each team in the finals. Unfortunately, I'm drawing a blank. The Los Angeles Lakers and the Boston Celtics both have so many weapons and so many different response tactics, you shut down one aspect and they'll fire back with a different weapon-- this is why these two teams are in the championship series. So though there aren't any sure fire ways to truly shut the other team down, as always, I will try (and most likely be right).
For BOSTON CELTICS to win:
Exploit and attack Derek Fisher. Yes, Derek Fisher has been reputed as a solid offensive and defensive presence, however, he has definitely lost a step or two. Deron Williams and Tony Parker ripped Derek Fisher apart on the offensive end using their quickness and an endless series of pick and rolls. Lakers have placed a lot of trust in Derek Fisher's able hands, but unfortunately, many times this trust is misplaced due to Fisher's age. And from a defensive point of view, force Fish to create on the offensive end. When Fisher sets his feet he is one of the best shooters in the game, but when he's forced to create on his own, he will undoubtedly take off-balance shots (that won't go in) and force layups into the opposing teams shot blockers.Boston by far has the physical edge when being compared to the lanky frontline of the Lakers, but I don't find this to be too much of an advantage in the game of basketball. The Lakers will respond to Boston's strength so forcing the ball to the post will not win the series; don't force it down low.
Boston needs to exploit their three point shooters. James Posey, Ray Allen, Paul Pierce. They are big time three point shooters and if they can find their shot, the Lakers are in trouble. The Lakers have already had a lot of practice versus the pick and rolls by playing against Tony Parker, so it will ultimately come down to a three point contest against themselves.
Kevin Garnett always plays with heart, emotion and intensity, it's the only way he plays. But that's not going to win the basketball game. KG needs to take the scoring load on himself, plug the lane defensively, and forcible take games away from Los Angeles. Deferring to Pierce and his teammates will not win the series.
Keys for LOS ANGELES LAKERS to win:
Do not be intimidated by Boston's arena, the historic rivalry, their big three, or their record. The last two times these teams played, Boston destroyed Los Angeles not only on the scoreboard, but also in poise and energy. Lamar Odom, Ronny Turiaf, Sasha Vujacic, and Jordan Farmar need to play tough, physical, in-your-face defense and aggressive offensive for the Lakers to overcome Boston.
Kobe Bryant. With a defense as tough Boston, the only real answer is Kobe Bryant, a man no defense can stop. And if reports are correct regarding Boston's decision not to double-team Kobe, he should have a field day tearing up the defense. I also believe that the Kobe-Pau lob connection will be completely obliterated by Kevin Garnett, so I see Kobe looking for Lamar more often this series.
Lakers bench need to do what they've been doing all season. Entering the game and shooting the lights out, many times extending the lead. This will be extremely tough to do due to Boston's physicality in their starting lineup and their bench, but when did physicality affect three point shooting?
Double team Kevin Garnett, suffocate Paul Pierce individually, and force Ray Allen to be the man. If there was one star in the NBA who was never going to win a championship, it's Ray Allen. When you're slumping for two and a half series, you're not answering the call to be a champion. He did manage to find a few shots in Detroit but I can confidently state that he does not have the IT factor to lead Boston. Look to see him riding the bench for long periods of time.
Lakers in 6. I was going to say 5 but Luke Walton is going to screw up a game.
(Boredom awaiting the Celtics-Pistons game spawns this post)A standing ovation with a mere 5-point lead and nearly 2 minutes to play left in the 4th is perhaps jumping the gun. I'll admit, as a cynic, maybe my Lakers faith was stalled a bit. I'll admit I was scared of the Spurs. But the Spurs never came closer after that. And it was goodbye to the defending champs.
Deep down, I knew the Lakers would go on to win this one. They had to. Spurs feeling confident with a 17-point lead? Not in our home! The Lakers wanted the win, and they wanted it bad. Even Farmar stepped it up last night and turned on his game, scoring 8 points, including 3 consecutive baskets. And who else better than Sasha to seal an already-made deal with a 3-pointer at the buzzer? (I am told that my bias would not be in effect if he was on the opposing team, I would hate his guts. I am also told that he made a lot of Lakers gamblers very happy, increasing the point spread to over 5. But I know nothing about this, so I'll stop here. I'll consider it a preview of what's more to come from The Machine. I'm telling you, one of these days he's going to hit a game-winning 3 in the playoffs.) Congratulations to the Lakers for winning the Western Conference championship and moving on to the finals in perhaps one of the toughest conferences yet! Can you believe that just earlier this year, Mr. MVP himself was demanding a trade? Though we must be careful what we wish for, let's hope for a Lakers-Celtics rivalry resurrection to top off this fairytale story! If Kobe is the modern-day Magic, then who is Larry Bird? Is it even fair to make this analogy?
Before I get ahead of myself, Boston has to step on the fingers of Detriot as they struggle to hold on. But if the Celtics continue to follow in their pattern of playoff games this season, we might expect another game 6 loss and third 7-game series for Boston. Stay tuned.
On an end note, as a follow-up to my previous Sasha-inspired post, did you happen to catch that smack to babyface by Ginobili?
While I will agree that this is perhaps a predictable debut blog entry coming from me, I’ll spare you all the mushy details about how I first took notice of his oh-so-cute boyish good looks. This time, it’s about the talent, the talent that you could sense within him over these past few years that is finally blooming. It’s about the not-so-pesky little Slovenian you all love to hate. It’s about “The Machine!” Even as I am writing this, I can feel all the skepticism, but it’s time that I step up and defend my man once and for all.
Phil loves him, so you should too. If it’s anyone that has faith in Sasha, it’s Phil Jackson. So maybe he did refer to Sasha as “
Defense. He’s everywhere. Even reputable players struggle with Sasha on guard, and I am convinced that, that is why they are forced to foul, and foul hard. Players get annoyed at Sasha because they see him as a little nuisance that, for some reason, they just can’t seem to get past. I will forever vow revenge on Carmelo for daring to intentionally choke poor little Sasha.
He’s “The Machine!” A nickname he did not, in fact, give himself, but rather, is called such for his amazing 3-point shooting abilities! This season Sasha shot 44% from the 3-point line. And if you can recall as well as I do, the games in which Sasha’s 3-point shot sealed the deal for a Lakers win: first back in 2005 in OT against the Jazz, Sasha put the Lakers in the lead making both free throws, then proceeded to secure the win with a 3-pointer. Last year again, against the Mavs, he not only shot his career high in points, but broke Dallas’ winning streak with a game-winning 3. Sasha has definitely saved the day before. And it’ll happen again – perhaps in these playoffs, he’ll have a chance to become the new Horry. Sasha can pull through when it matters the most.
The hair, the headband, the heart. With all of these components, Sasha is that player so loveable you can’t help but like. So he grew his hair to juxtapose his baby face. But he’s still cute. He wears a woman’s headband given to him by a Lakers girl. But he’s still cute. (And at least he doesn’t have to constantly slick his bangs to the side every time he goes to make a shot, i.e., Kyle Kutcher Korver.) That aside, Sasha brings the intensity to the court. The flame was always there, and now Sasha is on fire. Gradually he is becoming a valuable asset to the Lakers, a player not only looked to for comic relief, but as a necessity to the team. All in all, Sasha has proved to be able to get the job done when it counts. He'll continue to improve, and one day you will all embrace Sasha as a respectable NBA player with as much intensity as his bearhug "manhug" to Pau Gasol.
Just as a disclaimer, I think the Lakers are going to win this one. And it is because I've been saying that it's over in 6 that I'm rooting for them to win. Otherwise I am completely unbiased. Now lets get on with it.

