Showing posts with label Yao Ming. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Yao Ming. Show all posts

A Rocket Resurrection

. 23 March 2009
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A few weeks ago, most people would have looked at Houston's injury situation and quickly dismissed them as a playoff contender. With Tracy McGrady out for the reason, Ron Artest hobbled by a bothersome ankle, and Rafer Alston gone and rookie Aaron Brooks as the new starting point guard, it was difficult to see the Rockets holding onto their playoff spot in the talented Western Conference. But now, with their most recent road win against the San Anotnio Spurs, the Rockets have taken over the second seed in the Western Conference standings and have also legitimized themselves as contenders.

For the Rockets, this was a game of unlikely heroics. And with the Spurs effectively choking off the Rockets' most effective source of offensive production by fronting yao in the post for most of the fourth quarter, such heroics were certainly necessary. After Tony Parker hit a jumper in the lane to put the Spurs up by six points, a few unsung Rockets went to work. Shane Battier hit a three that cut the deficit in half. He then terrorized Roger Mason Jr. on the defensive end, forcing him to lose the ball. Battier dove on the ball, forced a jump ball with Tim Duncan, and alsmost inexplicably, won the jump.

"Very few people beat Tim Duncan on a jump ball," Battier noted proudly. "That's a pretty cool accomplishment. I'm more proud of that than hitting the three's. He's on of the best all-time. I probably did steal it a bit." After stopping the Spurs on another possession, Brooks was able to hit one of his two field goals all game to give Houston an 82-81 lead. After the Spurs took the lead back 83-82, Yao was ready to lead his team. The Spurs, however, would wisely force someone else to be the hero.

On the next Rocket possession, yao took a pass from Brooks in the post and was double-teamed. He found Luis Scoa wide open under the basket for an easy layup that put the Rockets back on top 84-83. At the other end, however, Parker flew right past Yao, needing just nine seconds to give his Spurs the lead right back 85-84. Once again, Houston turned to their 7 foot 6 inch leader. And once again, Yao responded - with another assis. San Antonio double-teamed Yao the second he touched the ball, and forced someone else to beat them. Luis Scola did just that - with another layup.

"I wasn't expecting Yao to throw it," Scola admitted. "Fortunately, he passed it, I made it, we won." Having shown their capability to deal with adversity, against a top tier team, on the road, when their best player is taken out of the play, Houston's playoff prospects look bright.


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Artest: Still Ghetto

. 31 July 2008
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Newly traded forward, Ron Artest, is already disgruntled with one of his new teammates. Yao Ming recalled a moment from infamous fight in Detroit and stated, "Hopefully, he's not fighting anymore and going after a guy in the stands," irking the ghetto bad boy who initiated the violence.

However, Ron Artest already has plans to reconcile the bad start with the 7'6" Chinese man.

"I understand what Yao said, but I'm still ghetto, that's not going to change. I'm never going to change my culture. Yao has played with a lot of black players, but I don't think he's ever played with a black player that really represents his culture as much as I represent my culture. Once Yao Ming gets to know me, he'll understand what I'm about. If you go back to the brawl, that's a culture issue right there somebody was disrespecting me, so he's got to understand where I'm coming from. People that know me know that Ron Artest never changed."

For some strange reason, I don't think this is going to work. I have never heard a story where a humble Chinese man felt confident in the personality of a black man after hearing how ghetto he is and will continue to be.

And just out of curiosity, is $7.4 million a year along with your own shoeline(k1x) considered ghetto? Or is racing up the bleachers to punch a man, (who did not even throw the beer) ghetto?

Whatever Ron Artest is trying to pull, it is definitely true that he has not changed since he entered the league. He's still a hard ass, he's still not going to get along with his teammates, and he's never going to fit in. Expect to see him in a new uniform next year, what's the basketball equivalent of the 80's Raiders?


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"There Can Only Be One" Possibilities

. 30 May 2008
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Yao Ming and Yi Jianlin:


Ok, I'm Asian and not racist. But really, half Yao half Yi would be great. No matter what they're saying, I just would not be able to take it seriously. And if they throw in something like "fang pee" at the end, game over.



Sam Cassell and Dikembe Mutombo:


This would have a chance at being the most disgusting commercial ever. Half your tv screen would just go black and die, while your speakers would be spitting out jibberish beyond any worldly recognition. Deke's voice and Sam's face? Oh Lord.



Joey Crawford and Tim Duncan:


This could double as the cover for the Movie Faceoff. How crazy is Crawford for thinking he could take Tim Duncan?



Greg Oden and Michael Irvin:


Which one is older? These two seem to have been separated at birth. Really, there can only be one.



Drew (Jew the Raabi) Gooden and Uncle Phil from Fresh Prince:


Who has a more ridiculous beard? Could have a four way contest also staring Deshawn and Osama.


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