"There Can Only Be One" Possibilities

Yao Ming and Yi Jianlin:

Ok, I'm Asian and not racist. But really, half Yao half Yi would be great. No matter what they're saying, I just would not be able to take it seriously. And if they throw in something like "fang pee" at the end, game over.

Sam Cassell and Dikembe Mutombo:

This would have a chance at being the most disgusting commercial ever. Half your tv screen would just go black and die, while your speakers would be spitting out jibberish beyond any worldly recognition. Deke's voice and Sam's face? Oh Lord.

Joey Crawford and Tim Duncan:

This could double as the cover for the Movie Faceoff. How crazy is Crawford for thinking he could take Tim Duncan?

Greg Oden and Michael Irvin:

Which one is older? These two seem to have been separated at birth. Really, there can only be one.

Drew (Jew the Raabi) Gooden and Uncle Phil from Fresh Prince:

Who has a more ridiculous beard? Could have a four way contest also staring Deshawn and Osama.