Showing posts with label Paul Pierce. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Paul Pierce. Show all posts

Paul Pierce is a donut

. 30 July 2008
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In a recent basketball camp in Madrid, Paul Pierce of the Boston Celtics had a few words I'd like to share with the world.

"Q: Is Kobe really the best player in the world?

Pierce: I don't think Kobe is the best player. I'm the best player. There's a line that separates having confidence and being conceited. I don't cross that line but I have a lot of confidence in myself."
Pierce, congratulations on your championship, but I'm about 200% sure that it's gone straight to your head. The correct answer was, "Yes."

Let's break it down, Kobe Bryant is the best player in the world, hands down (not yet Lebron). The MVP has more weapons than all of Al-Qaeda. He'll score in your face, beat you off the drive, fade-away, fade-further away, lean-in, hang and make an impossible lay-up, or a reverse, he'll shoot from 40 feet out, float it, shoot it left handed, dunk in your face, dunk on your mom, dunk your donut, use the glass, and shoot a 720 pivot fade-away in the corner, behind the glass, against 3 defenders, and make it. And of course he's NBA Defensive First team.

Paul Pierce you are one chubby jelly donut. I'm glad you are confident about your sweet strawberry center, but you could not have made a more pompous, bombastic statement. What kind of donut outright states he is the best player in the world and also mentions that he is not conceited? Only a soft delicious pastry like you. Soft. Like in game one of the finals; you crumbled to the floor and had be carried (like a newb) into the locker room. You undoubtedly ate a donut in the locker room, you chubby cake.

In layman terms...
Kobe Bryant = Best

Paul Pierce = Not

Pierce, baby, whatever line you were talking about in your quote, you crossed it. Kobe never did. He's just straight blood, sweat, and tears. You are a soft sweet succulent strawberry donut. So no more talking, Winchells, just watch.




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I Wish the Lakers Were Still in it.... So I Could Watch More of the Machine.

. 19 June 2008
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Lakers? Celtics? Some could care less. Some just want to see basketball. Some don't like watching blowouts. Some just hate it when superstars sulk on the bench and give up. Some also hate it when regular stars act like they're 2 years old and pretend to be injured so they can get their diapers chagned in the locker room. Some just want to see Sasha Vujacic because they are girls and they think he looks so adorable. And then some just think that the Machine is AWESOME.





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Lakers vs Celtics: Keys to Win

. 04 June 2008
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TYPICALLY, there are specific game plans that can be devised to shut down any team in the NBA. So I had all intention of explaining what the game plan would be for each team in the finals. Unfortunately, I'm drawing a blank. The Los Angeles Lakers and the Boston Celtics both have so many weapons and so many different response tactics, you shut down one aspect and they'll fire back with a different weapon-- this is why these two teams are in the championship series. So though there aren't any sure fire ways to truly shut the other team down, as always, I will try (and most likely be right).

For BOSTON CELTICS to win:

Exploit and attack Derek Fisher. Yes, Derek Fisher has been reputed as a solid offensive and defensive presence, however, he has definitely lost a step or two. Deron Williams and Tony Parker ripped Derek Fisher apart on the offensive end using their quickness and an endless series of pick and rolls. Lakers have placed a lot of trust in Derek Fisher's able hands, but unfortunately, many times this trust is misplaced due to Fisher's age. And from a defensive point of view, force Fish to create on the offensive end. When Fisher sets his feet he is one of the best shooters in the game, but when he's forced to create on his own, he will undoubtedly take off-balance shots (that won't go in) and force layups into the opposing teams shot blockers.


Boston by far has the physical edge when being compared to the lanky frontline of the Lakers, but I don't find this to be too much of an advantage in the game of basketball. The Lakers will respond to Boston's strength so forcing the ball to the post will not win the series; don't force it down low.

Boston needs to exploit their three point shooters. James Posey, Ray Allen, Paul Pierce. They are big time three point shooters and if they can find their shot, the Lakers are in trouble. The Lakers have already had a lot of practice versus the pick and rolls by playing against Tony Parker, so it will ultimately come down to a three point contest against themselves.

Kevin Garnett always plays with heart, emotion and intensity, it's the only way he plays. But that's not going to win the basketball game. KG needs to take the scoring load on himself, plug the lane defensively, and forcible take games away from Los Angeles. Deferring to Pierce and his teammates will not win the series.


Keys for LOS ANGELES LAKERS to win:

Do not be intimidated by Boston's arena, the historic rivalry, their big three, or their record. The last two times these teams played, Boston destroyed Los Angeles not only on the scoreboard, but also in poise and energy. Lamar Odom, Ronny Turiaf, Sasha Vujacic, and Jordan Farmar need to play tough, physical, in-your-face defense and aggressive offensive for the Lakers to overcome Boston.

Kobe Bryant. With a defense as tough Boston, the only real answer is Kobe Bryant, a man no defense can stop. And if reports are correct regarding Boston's decision not to double-team Kobe, he should have a field day tearing up the defense. I also believe that the Kobe-Pau lob connection will be completely obliterated by Kevin Garnett, so I see Kobe looking for Lamar more often this series.

Lakers bench need to do what they've been doing all season. Entering the game and shooting the lights out, many times extending the lead. This will be extremely tough to do due to Boston's physicality in their starting lineup and their bench, but when did physicality affect three point shooting?

Double team Kevin Garnett, suffocate Paul Pierce individually, and force Ray Allen to be the man. If there was one star in the NBA who was never going to win a championship, it's Ray Allen. When you're slumping for two and a half series, you're not answering the call to be a champion. He did manage to find a few shots in Detroit but I can confidently state that he does not have the IT factor to lead Boston. Look to see him riding the bench for long periods of time.



Lakers in 6. I was going to say 5 but Luke Walton is going to screw up a game.


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Lebron should go to college to learn manners

. 13 May 2008
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If anyone else was like me, you thought Lebron James was about to get into a fight with Paul Pierce and KG the moment Pierce took him down. Now replay?? Turns out he wanted to discipline his mom for trying to protect him! Now, I am no mother. And the closest I plan on being one is taking a number two later tonight if you know what I mean. But if I were, I would have slapped both Pierce and LBJ upside the head. Even though Lebron ended up winning the game, he gets no forgiveness!!

On a similar note, Cleveland in 7. And I've been saying this since they made the trade, thank you very much. More on why later.


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