"Q: Is Kobe really the best player in the world?Pierce, congratulations on your championship, but I'm about 200% sure that it's gone straight to your head. The correct answer was, "Yes."
Pierce: I don't think Kobe is the best player. I'm the best player. There's a line that separates having confidence and being conceited. I don't cross that line but I have a lot of confidence in myself."
Let's break it down, Kobe Bryant is the best player in the world, hands down (not yet Lebron). The MVP has more weapons than all of Al-Qaeda. He'll score in your face, beat you off the drive, fade-away, fade-further away, lean-in, hang and make an impossible lay-up, or a reverse, he'll shoot from 40 feet out, float it, shoot it left handed, dunk in your face, dunk on your mom, dunk your donut, use the glass, and shoot a 720 pivot fade-away in the corner, behind the glass, against 3 defenders, and make it. And of course he's NBA Defensive First team.
Paul Pierce you are one chubby jelly donut. I'm glad you are confident about your sweet strawberry center, but you could not have made a more pompous, bombastic statement. What kind of donut outright states he is the best player in the world and also mentions that he is not conceited? Only a soft delicious pastry like you. Soft. Like in game one of the finals; you crumbled to the floor and had be carried (like a newb) into the locker room. You undoubtedly ate a donut in the locker room, you chubby cake.
In layman terms...
Kobe Bryant = Best
Paul Pierce = Not
Pierce, baby, whatever line you were talking about in your quote, you crossed it. Kobe never did. He's just straight blood, sweat, and tears. You are a soft sweet succulent strawberry donut. So no more talking, Winchells, just watch.
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