- Welcome back, Sasha! The Machine has agreed to a 3-year $15 million deal. Long enough to earn him 3 rings.
- I don’t know what’s wrong with the NBA, but they love Maurice Evans. After a reported $6.4 million offer from Golden State, the highly-desperate Atlanta is close to signing Evans.
- Depression and injury is disastrous for any professional sports player, so what happens after Dwyane Wade gets depressed from all his injuries? He gets fat.
- The new Oklahoma City franchise will be named either the Barons, Bison, Energy, Marshalls, Thunder, or Wind. Congratulations OKC, you have great young talent and a horrific future name. I personally vote for Thunder Cats.
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3-years, $7.5 million for Maurice Evans isn't bad. I mean, he's athletic, and shoots a decent percentage (48.9%). Cut him some slack Dave!
Also, Dwayne Wade does not look fat. You have too high standards for your men. (I josh!)